drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(Source: drinklust, via katiestkid)

,,

All I want to do is go on road trips and have sex.

Just with you though - fuckingsession (via perfect)

(Source: fuckingsession, via rvkmovies)

itseasytoremember:

wicked-is-hella:

itseasytoremember:

I wonder if there are Quidditch “street rules” matches where everyone’s taking liquid luck and all spells are fair game

People have died and gone missing due to Quidditch as it is what are you doing

THEY TURN UP IN A MONTH OR TWO IT’S FINE CALM DOWN

(via katiestkid)

childservices:

childservices:

u know u high when u high

this is soooooo true

(via babestorm)

lorwess:

Just want a blunt an some head

(via hi-smokey)